A Mini Goldendoodle Guide to Training Humans

Hello, humans! It’s me, your favorite mini Goldendoodle, here to let you in on a little secret: you might think you’re training me, but let’s be real—I’m the one training you. And let me tell you, it’s a full-time job. From teaching you how to properly throw a ball to convincing you that sharing your snacks is a moral obligation, I’ve got my paws full. But don’t worry, I’m here to help you become the best human you can be. Consider this your official guide to being trained by a mini Goldendoodle.

At Fox Creek Farm, where I was born, they take this whole “human training” thing very seriously. They raise us mini Goldendoodles with love, care, and a whole lot of patience, ensuring we’re ready to teach our humans the ropes. They’re all about ethical breeding, which means we’re healthy, happy, and well-socialized—perfect for molding you into the ultimate human companion. So, let’s get started, shall we?

Step 1: Mastering the Art of the Puppy Dog Eyes

Why It’s Important

Listen, humans, if there’s one thing you need to know about us mini Goldendoodles, it’s that we’re experts at communication. And our secret weapon? The puppy dog eyes. Those big, soulful stares aren’t just for show—they’re a highly effective tool for getting what we want. Whether it’s an extra treat, a spot on the couch, or a longer walk, the puppy dog eyes are your kryptonite.

How to Train Your Human

• Timing is Everything: Use the puppy dog eyes when your human is eating something delicious or when they’re about to leave the house without you.
• Pair with a Whine or Sigh: A little vocalization goes a long way in driving the point home.
• Be Consistent: Humans are slow learners, so don’t give up if it takes a few tries.

Step 2: Teaching Your Human to Share

Why It’s Important

Sharing is caring, humans. And by “sharing,” I mean giving me all your snacks. Look, I get it—you think that pizza or cheese stick is yours, but let’s be honest, I deserve at least half. Plus, sharing builds trust and strengthens our bond.

How to Train Your Human

• Sit Close and Stare: Position yourself within arm’s reach and lock eyes with your human.
• Nudge Their Hand: A gentle nudge with your nose is a polite reminder that you’re still waiting.
• Practice Gratitude: Once they share, show your appreciation with a wagging tail and a happy dance.

Step 3: Perfecting the Art of Playtime

Why It’s Important

Playtime isn’t just fun—it’s essential for my physical and mental well-being. And let’s face it, it’s good for you too. But here’s the thing: not all humans know how to play properly. Some throw the ball too short, others don’t throw it at all, and a few just sit there staring at their phones. Unacceptable.

How to Train Your Human

• Bring Them the Toy: Drop the ball or squeaky toy at their feet and bark until they get the hint.
• Teach Them Fetch: Yes, humans, you fetch the toy too. It’s a two-way street
• Keep Them Engaged: If they lose interest, nudge them with your nose or give them a playful paw tap.

Step 4: Establishing a Proper Sleeping Arrangement

Why It’s Important

Humans, your bed is our bed. I don’t make the rules; I just enforce them. Sleeping close to you makes me feel safe and loved, and it’s a great way to bond. Plus, I’m an excellent cuddler—just ask anyone at Fox Creek Farm.

How to Train Your Human

• Claim Your Spot: Jump on the bed and find the coziest spot (usually right in the middle).
• Use the Puppy Dog Eyes: If they try to move you, give them the look.
• Be Persistent: Humans may resist at first, but they’ll eventually give in. Trust me.

Step 5: Teaching Your Human to Speak “Dog”

Why It’s Important

Communication is key in any relationship, and while I’m fluent in human, you’re not exactly fluent in dog. That’s why it’s my job to teach you the basics of “dog language.”

How to Train Your Human

• Tail Wagging: A wagging tail means I’m happy. A slow wag means I’m unsure, and no wag means I’m not impressed.
• Barking: Different barks mean different things. A sharp bark means “pay attention,” while a playful bark means “let’s have fun!”
• Whining: This usually means I need something—food, water, or maybe just your undivided attention.

Step 6: Convincing Your Human That Every Walk Should Be an Adventure

Why It’s Important

Walks aren’t just about exercise—they’re about exploration, sniffing, and making new friends. But some humans treat walks like a chore, rushing through them like they’re late for something. Newsflash: they’re not.

How to Train Your Human

• Stop and Sniff: Pull gently on the leash to remind them that this is my walk, not theirs.
• Introduce Them to Other Dogs: Socializing is important for both of us, so don’t let them rush past other pups.
• Take the Scenic Route: Show them the joy of exploring new paths and trails.

Step 7: Teaching Your Human to Appreciate the Little Things

Why It’s Important

Humans are always so busy—working, scrolling, worrying. But us mini Goldendoodles? We know how to live in the moment. Whether it’s chasing a butterfly, rolling in the grass, or simply basking in the sun, we find joy in the little things. And it’s my job to teach you to do the same.

How to Train Your Human

• Lead by Example: Show them how to enjoy the simple pleasures, like a good belly rub or a sunny spot on the floor.
• Encourage Play: Sometimes, you just need to drop a toy in their lap and bark until they join in.
• Be Patient: Humans are slow to learn, but with time, they’ll start to appreciate the little things too.

Step 8: Rewarding Your Human for Good Behavior

Why It’s Important

Positive reinforcement works wonders, humans. When you do something right—like sharing your snacks or playing fetch for hours—I make sure to reward you with cuddles, kisses, and endless love. It’s how I keep you motivated.

How to Train Your Human

• Celebrate Their Wins: Did they give you an extra treat? Shower them with affection.
• Be Generous with Praise: A wagging tail and a happy bark go a long way in making your human feel appreciated.
• Keep Them Guessing: Sometimes, I’ll throw in an extra-special reward, like a surprise snuggle or a playful zoomie session.

You’re Doing Great, Human

Look, I know training a human isn’t easy, but you’re making progress. Sure, there are still moments when you forget to share your snacks or rush through our walks, but overall, you’re doing great. And remember, I’m here to guide you every step of the way.

At Fox Creek Farm, they taught me that patience and love are the keys to a happy life—and that includes training my human. So, keep up the good work, and don’t forget to enjoy the journey. After all, life’s too short not to wag your tail and chase a few balls along the way.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nap to take and a human to train. Until next time, keep being awesome!

P.S. If you’re looking for a mini Goldendoodle to train you (or just to love), check out Fox Creek Farm. They’ve got the best pups around—trust me, I’m one of them!